The Naughty Revue
Imagineering the future one scene at a time.
Date of Show:
Tue, 2009-07-21 21:00
Well, the last 4 months have been pretty exciting watching Bases Loaded bitch slap their way to a 4 month winning streak. That's all over now and there is a new King Shit of Fuck Mountain : Teddybears, Rainbows, and Picnics.
Champion:
Teddybears, Rainbows, and Milkshakes
Last month, Sebastian and Penelope stole our hearts and the championship. But being in a bar was too tempting for Sebastian and he got shit-hammered drunk, threw up on his mothers fur coat, and wound up getting grounded. What will Penelope do all on her own? What she does best, cuteness and comedy.
Challenger #1:
JC Superstar
It took me a while to realize that the JC in JC Superstar* was a play on the first initials of teammates Jay Revis and Craig Zeiss' first names. I'm that dim-witted. Now, armed with that knowledge, you can impress your friends when they try to figure out what the JC stands for.
*That's right...an entire paragraph on a team called JC Superstar and not one word about jesus. or musicals. or jesus-based musicals.
Challenger #2:
Godzilla Loves Pudding
NAME : Godzilla
ENEMIES : Battra, Destroyah, Gigan, King Kong, Mecha Godzilla, Megalon, Titanosaurus, Space Godzilla.
FRIENDS : Mothra, Randy Havens, Quinn Marcus, Rodan, Kevin Cobbs, and Pudding.
Host:
Rene Dellefont